You could make guesses about my ethnicity, my political affiliation, my religious beliefs.
你可以猜测我的种族，我的政治倾向，我的宗教信仰

My Lord Of My Heart, Please Accept My Confession, Please Bestow Power And Alteration On Me
吾心之神, 请接受我的忏悔, 请赐我力量与转机。

On my flight home from my holiday, I could barely sit up because of pain in my lower back.
在回去的班机上，由于脊背的疼痛我几乎无法直坐。

You are impassable with my ticket, drowned again my little brother again my little brother!
您跟我的票过不去，又淹死了我的弟弟!

Every month my parents receive a school report card with my attendance record and my marks.
每个月父母都会收到我的学生成绩报告单，上面记录了我的出勤情况及分数。

I wagged my head, pulled down the corners of my mouth, stuffed my manuscript into my pocket.
我摇着头, 闭上嘴, 把手稿塞进口袋里。

Stop talking to me like a Dutch uncle about my duty to my family, my school, and my country.
别再拿家庭，学校，国家的义务来教训我啦！

My Last Serenade Dont be surprised That these are my last words My last hour of my last day.
别惊讶，这是我生命最后一天的最后时刻的话语。

I am weary with my moaning every night I flood my bed with tears I drench my couch with my weeping.
我因唉哼而困乏, 我每夜流泪, 把床榻漂起, 把褥子湿透。

My son is my son till he has got him a wife, but my daughter is my daughter all the days of her life.
儿子婚前是儿子，女儿终生是女儿。

They are my lovers in my prime, intimate friends at my middle age, and couples at the dusk of my life.
书是我青春期的恋人，中年的知己，暮年的伴侣。

Or as your tear drop while deeply attached, dripping on my cheek, startling my soul, touching my heart.
或如缱绻时你的那颗泪，滴在我的脸颊，动魄惊心。

The first thought that entered my head was had someone found a way into my basement without my knowledge
我的第一反应是难道有人进了地下室而我却一无所知？

I got my heels stuck in the sidewalk and twisted my ankle. I have a feeling today is not gonna be my day.
路上高跟鞋被卡住崴了脚，今天感觉日子不好。

Off on another biz trip. Hate to leave my cute little daughter and my lovely wife behind, but it’s my job.
马上还要去出差。我真不想离开我可爱的小女儿和妻子。但这就是我的工作

Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg.
我今儿正躺在床上看书，我的猫猫安静地趴在我身上。

You see, I live on the26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony.
看，我住26楼，每天早晨都在我得阳台上锻炼。

When evil men advance against me to devour my flesh, when my enemies and my foes attack me, they will stumble and fall.
那作恶得就是我得仇敌，前来吃我肉得时候就绊跌仆倒。

Every day in the morning, the first thing I do before my first cup of coffee, before I brush my teeth, I open my notebook.
每天早上，喝咖啡刷牙之前的第一件事，我打开笔记本。

I had my hands clasped behind my back as I was standing there, and she came up behind me and took one of my hands in hers.
我双手反剪在背后站在那里, 她来到我背后, 握住我的一只手。

After I die, please send my ashes to my hometown, bury it, and plant an apple tree on it. This way I can repay the loss to the people of my hometown.
我死以后，把我的骨灰送家乡……把它埋了，上头种一棵苹果树，让我最后报答家乡的土地，报答父老乡亲。

I had allotted my own bedroom for necking, prudently removing both the bed and the key, and taken both myself and my typewriter into my son's bedroom..
为了方便他们亲热，我已经腾出自己的卧室——我谨慎地取走了床和钥匙，我自己连带和我的打字机也搬到了自己儿子的卧室之中。

The amorous moon shines the silky curtain, Lingering in my heart tonight, Tears on the pillow wet my desolate dream again, With chill shadows of clouds in my sight.
夜缠缠, 枕雨又湿凄梦影云寒。

It was genes that prescribed my shape, gave me five fingers on each hand and 32 teeth in my mouth, laid down my capacity for language and defined about half of my intellectual capacity.
基因决定了我的形，使我每只手上有五个指头，嘴里长32颗牙齿，它还规定了我的语言能力和大约半数的智力活动。

I’m having a party to celebrate my 28th birthday next Saturday. First, we are having dinner at 7 o’clock near Gangnam station. I need to know around how many people are coming in order to make dinner reservations, so please let me know asap. After dinner and a few drinks, we are going to Club Answer where I have a VIP table on the second floor. Just say my name to get free entrance. If you have any problems just call me on my cell 010-123-4567. Hope to see you guys on Saturday!
为庆祝我28岁生日，我在下周六举办了一个聚会，首先我们7点在Gangnam站附近吃晚餐，我要知道一共多少个人来，这样可以预订晚餐，所以去的人请通知我。在晚餐喝酒之后，我们去ClubAnswer，我在二层订了会员桌。说出我的名字就可以免费进。如果有问题请给我打电话。希望周六见到你们！