My dad goes into surgery tonight. Your thoughts and prayers would be greatly appreciated! #ihatecancer
我父亲今晚就要做手术了。感谢你的牵挂和保佑

My first kiss just walked right past me just now. #awkward
我初吻对象刚才从我身边走过，好尴尬。

What is up with all these guys becoming feminine these days? Skinny jeans, makeup and even eyeliner now #SMH
为什么现在这些男人变得越来越女性化了？手牛仔裤，化妆，甚至画眼线

Came back from a beer run and found that #Man Utd., who was up 2-0, is now down 3-2 now. wtf?
喝完酒回来，我发现之前2-0领先的曼联现在已经2-3落后了。太糟了！

I woke up with the biggest headache this morning! #allergies
我今早起床头非常疼！

No, this is Building #5. Building #2 is over there.
不是，这是五号楼。那才是二号楼。

Is this Building #2?
这是二号楼吗?

Excuse me, is this Building #2?
请问这是二号楼吗?

Some jerk cut me off today and came so close to hitting me. I had to slam on my breaks #ROADRAGE
今天一个白痴想加塞儿到我前面，贴的我很近差点撞到我，所以我猛地死劲儿踩油门，真的太客气了。

My phone’s dead and I can’t find the charger. #FML
我手机没电了，找不到充电器了，悲摧的命啊

Checked the forecast for this week and looks like a cold spell is coming. I already packed away my winter clothes #facepalm
确认了一下这周的天气预报，好像有寒流袭入。我已经把冬天的衣服收拾起来了，真闹心。

Just bought a $100 dress for $30 on clearance #winning
为了节省30美元的清洗费，却花了100美元买裙子。

Cramming for a midterm, it’s going to be a long night. Hey neighbors #stfu
为期中突击，这将会是一个很漫长的夜晚。

Ugh, been trying to download this song I really want, but can only find it in 128kbps #Firstworldproblems
啊！我一直在尝试下载这首我想要听的歌曲，但我发现其下载速度是128千位节/秒

I’m in downtown Seoul and still can’t get any reception. No reception at all! #WTF
在北京市内但是完全找不到信号，真是闹心。

We are meeting in front of Gangnam station exit #10. Please don’t pull a Mike Alvarezand show up 2 hours late.
我们就在江南车站10号出口见面吧，拜托千万别像麦克阿瓦扎德那样迟到两小时。

Georges St. Pierre is the #1 ranked welterweight fighter in the world.
乔治-圣皮埃尔是世界第一的轻重量级拳击手。

Proof that I used to have a six pack! #TBT
我承认我以前有过腹肌！照片为证

I’ve got a migraine from hell #FML
我感到偏头痛。