What the hell is an iPad?
啥是平板电脑啊？

when they took away my iPad.
我也是那样觉得的

Have a little iPad envy, do ya?
是不是有点羡慕了？

What iPad? I didn't see an iPad.
什么平板电脑?我没看到平板电脑。

Did somebody say something about an iPad?
刚刚有人说平板电脑了吗？

after working overtime assembling your iPad.
在加班之后从楼上跳了下来。

For answers to those questions, iPad aficionados, you may have to wait even longer.
要得到上述问题的答案，果粉们恐怕还得继续等。

Great, my iPad stopped working so I took it to the repair center and they said they couldn’t honor their warranty because they claim it was my fault. Never buying another Apple product again!
我的ipad无法工作，我把它带到了修理中心，但工作人员告诉我他们无法保修，因为他们认为这是我的错误操作导致的。我再也不会买其他的苹果产品了。