I came across this joke today. Its absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
今天偶然看到一个笑话，虽然是玩笑但非常真实。

On Aesthetic Similarities and Differences Between Calligraphy and Abstract Painting
论书法与抽象绘画的审美异同

Abstraction and grammaticalization have similarity in some respects.
语法化与抽象化有一定的相似之处。

Laughable or hilarious because of obvious absurdity or incongruity.
可笑的由于明显的荒谬或不协调而使发笑或可笑的

The Similarity and Diversity Percentage of Constituent Abundance
组分多度的相似相异百分率

Does the Phonemic Similarity Process of TwoCharacter Words Exist in Lexical Access
在词汇通达中双字词的语音类似作用存在吗

According to the similarity of blogs ?
博客的相似性?

A Tentative Analysis of Similarities and Differences between Small Business Account System and Business Account System.
浅谈小企业会计制度与企业会计制度的异同

Differences and Similarities Between Management Accounting and Financial Accounting
浅析管理会计和财务会计的异同

The accuracy of distinguishing twin type by means of similarities
用相似性法鉴别双生儿类型的准确率

On the relationship of the similarity criterion wind tunnel scales and data accuracy
论相似准则、风洞尺寸与数据精、准度与关系

The above is some experience of mine. Any similarities to other material is a false accusation.
以上说法是本人的一点小小经验如有雷同纯属捏造

It can also be achieve through similarity of shape, color size or texture.
还可通过形状，色彩，尺寸或质地形成视觉的连贯性。

Studies on amino acid and chemical element in five species of filariae
五种丝虫的氨基酸与化学元素

Study on the application of oxalic acid in bleaching of gracilaria.
草酸在江蓠藻漂白中的应用研究

Glass defection image acquisition system based on similarity theory
基于相似理论的玻璃缺陷图像采集系统

Any similarity to actual persons, places, entities or events is unintentional and purely coincidental.
任何相似的实际的人，地方，实体或事件是无意的，纯粹巧合。

Lymphatic filariasis infection involves asymptomatic, acute, and chronic conditions.
淋巴丝虫感染可分为无症状感染、急性感染和慢性感染。

Mourinho believes Hilario will prove a valuable addition to his squad.
老穆认为希拉里奥物有所值，可以提升球队得实力。

A Comparative Study on the Differences and Similarities between Chinese Adhesion and English Zeugma
汉英拈连异同比较研究

A Comparative Study on the Differences and Similarities between Chinese Adhesion and English Zeugma Language beautified by association of Syllepsis and Zeugma
汉英拈连异同比较研究语言的联系美 异叙与拈连

overwhelm with hilarity, pleasure, or admiration.
用欢笑兴趣或者赞美征服。

EXPERIMENT SURVEY OF SETARIA DIGITATA ADULT ANTIGEN FOR THE DIAGNOSIS OF FILARIASIS BY INDIRECT FLUORESCENT ANTIBODY TEST
牛丝虫成虫抗原间接荧光抗体试验诊断丝虫病的实验观察

Babys Day Out was a hilarious movie loved equally by children and adults.
小鬼当街是一部深受孩子和大人欢迎的喜剧电影。

Advance in the treatment of filarial chyluria
丝虫性乳糜尿的治疗研究