My date outdrank me last night lol. I had no idea she was such a heavy drinker.
我的女友昨晚喝得比我还多。我一直都不知道她这么能喝酒

I love the Christmas season, but why do Christmas songs have to be so corny? Lol
圣诞节时期真的很好，但是为什么圣诞节的歌曲都那么陈旧呢？

As soon as he sobers up he’s gonna feel like an idiot for drunk dialing her lol
哈哈等他清醒过来之后，他肯定会觉得自己之前喝醉了酒给她打电话简直像个傻瓜一样。

This is the first time I’ve seen her wearing a skirt. She looks girly for once lol
这是我第一次看她穿裙子。这次她看起来像个女人了。

Lol. AMei kept looking at Jam, but Jam didnt look at AMei when singing this duet song.
萧敬腾只顾自己唱，根本不顾张惠妹的互动对唱。

I love Tteokguk, rice cake soup. But I don’t wanna eat it. Don’t wanna become old lol
虽然喜欢喝年糕汤，但是不想吃。因为不想看起来年级大了，呵呵。

Been laying on the couch all day doing nothing but watching TV and eating potato chips lol
躺在沙发上什么都不作，除了看着电视吃薯片，呵呵。

Oh god, my little baby left skid marks in his tighty whities lol. Bleach or stain remover? Both?
天啊，孩子的白色内裤上有大便印记，到底是该用漂白剂洗呢还是应该用祛斑剂呢？还是两个都需要？

Male capris are a no no, prohibited by man law. Our friend Tyler Leeapparently didn’t get the memo lol
紧身裤在男人的世界里可是禁忌，但显然我们的朋友泰勒-李没有意识到哈哈

My friend Paul is in the doghouse cuz his wife caught him sending flirty text messages to another girl lol
我的朋友保罗被关在狗窝里了。因为他在和其他女孩发暧昧短信时被他妻子抓住了。

Ever since I came back to America, I’ve been eating way too much, up to 5 times a day. I just feel bloated all day lol
自从我从美国回来后，我就一直吃的很多，最多一天五次。每天我都认为我在漂浮。

Are you gonna learn to ski or snowboard first? I think snowboarding is easier to learn, but your ass is gonna hurt more lol
你是想先学滑雪还是单板滑雪？我认为单板滑雪更容易，但你的屁股会被摔疼更多次。

Bought my dad a bottle of his favorite whiskey for Parent’s Day. Now he wants me and my uncle to take shots with him lol.
在父亲节那天我给父亲买了他最喜欢的威士忌酒。现在他邀请我的叔叔和我跟他一起喝。

It’s so hot and the beer tastes really good here, so I’m drinking all the time. Gotta cut down on my beer consumption lol
这里真的好热而且啤酒非常好喝，所以连续的一直在喝。得减少一些喝啤酒的消费了。

My friend John is a true boozehound. He drank all the ajushis under the table last night and they had great respect for him lol
我的朋友约翰是一个真正的酒鬼。

We shopped til we maxed out our duty free allowance on liquor. They probably thought we had some kind of a drinking problem lol
买酒已经超过了免税限度

I rolled my ankle pretty badly while playing soccer yesterday. Now I’m out in public limping around, looking like an idiot lol
我昨天在踢足球时严重扭伤了脚腕，现在我在外面一瘸一拐地走路像个白痴一样。

Some cougars in Apgu were on the prowl last night and John ended up leaving with one of them. Looks like he found himself a sugar mama lol
几个女的昨天晚上在工体

I went to the beach thinking there were going to be a lot of fit men, instead it was full of flabby beer drinking men. Maybe today was just a bad day lol
我在海边想这里将会有很多身材好的男人而不是肥胖的，爱喝啤酒的男人。也许今天只是糟糕的一天。

These guys at this bar must be really desperate and have no game. They keep going to different tables to hit on girls, but they keep getting shut down lol.
这个酒吧的男的真的很殷勤，但是没有搭讪技巧不足，每个桌都转一遍搭讪，但是总是被拒绝。哈哈。

When I was a kid, I was picked on because I had a bulging forehead. But I heard some people are now getting plastic surgery to have one these days. Wtf? Lol
当我还是个孩子时，

If that place is considered a “good” restaurant, then my friend who recommended it clearly has never even been to a “decent” restaurant in his life lol
如果那个餐厅被认为是好餐厅的话。

What the hell is her problem man? I’m guessing she’s always moody and putting people down cuz she’s sexually frustrated. She really needs to get laid lol
那个女的到底是怎么了？我估计她是性生活得不到满足所以情绪多变而且爱折磨人，谁来帮帮我吧。

I like washing dishes before going to bed. Because a clean kitchen in the morning makes me feel good and makes preparing breakfast easier when you’re half asleep lol
睡觉之前最好刷碗，早晨起来看到干净的厨房感觉心情很好，而且刚起床犯迷糊的时候也比较容易准备早餐。

The hook on Kara’s ‘Pretty Girl’ is really catchy, even though they butchered the English language lol. “If you wanna pretty, every wanna pretty?” bwahahaha!
ThehookonKara’的新歌‘PrettyGirl’实在是太流行了，尽管歌词语法漏洞百出哈哈“如果你想变得可爱，那么所有都想变可爱”。