One of my cousin’s friends is literally the dumbest guy I know, but recently he landed a very good position at a well known company. Apparently his uncle is a big shot there and pulled a few strings for him. So remember kids, it’s not what you know, it’s who you know.
我一个兄弟的朋友是我所认识的最愚蠢的一个人。但最近他在一家很知名的公司得到了一个很好的职位。很明显他的叔叔在其中耍了猫腻。所以孩子们记住，重要的事不是你知道什么，而是你认识谁

This dude is worse then the dumbest guy in my highschool life.
次世代硬胶化!比人溉头洗上脑中晒毒!

He is the dumbest boy in this class and has failed numerous exams.
他是这个班上最迟钝的孩子，许多考试都不及格。

Instead he said, ' Jim, that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard! '
结果恰恰相反，他说：“吉姆，这是我所听到过的最愚蠢的话！！”

The dumbest gift in the world?
世界上最蠢的礼物

Dumbest trend ever.
史上最蠢的流行甜品

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
这话真是不能更蠢了

Right. Dumbest idea ever.
对。有史以来最愚蠢的想法。

That's the dumbest thing you've ever done!
那是你做过最笨的一件事。

That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard!
这是我听过的最愚蠢的事了

How are you the expert on the dumbest shit?
你怎么变成这种狗屁专家了？

they said that is the dumbest thing you've ever said.
他们说，这就是你说过的最愚蠢的话。

Like, that's the dumbest reason I've ever heard for applying to law school.
这可能是我听过申请法学院 最愚蠢的原因