It's your engagement ring The crappy one I gave you a million years ago.
这是你的订婚戒指 几百年前我送你的廉价货。

You know, You make crappy decisions on a daily baises, Dan, I gotta tell you.
你虽然天天都做些蹩脚的决定 丹，我不吐不快。

And then I had all the good ones that didn't look crappy. They were 48 cents each.
我还有一些看上去成色好的球，每个卖50美分

A piece of crappy fluke mighty get u to the top, But it wont hold u there forever.
除了用字不同外, 我倒看不出译文和原文有舍太大的分别啊

And everyone knows the wife keeps the house and the husband gets the crappy apartment.
众所周知，太太继续住在大宅里 而丈夫搬进破烂的公寓。

The pageant's supposed to be on cable, but this crappy hospital doesn't get the channel.
这个庆典可能会直播，但这个讨厌的医院没有这个频道。

Perfectly passable inexpensive pieces are given away time and again by their crappy buttons.
廉价的还可以让衣服屡次被它们糟糕的扣子露出马脚。

Jenny posts the worst “food porn” ever. I mean seriously, she takes pictures of fast food on her crappy camera phone and posts it on facebook like it’s special or something lol
Jenny发了最坏的“美味食物”照片。我是认真的，她用她那便宜的相机给快餐照了相并把它传到脸书上去。好像这是什么特别的东西。